EAB

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EAB stands for ‘Eat a Bagel’ from that stupid Lonely Island song. It’s the dumbest catchphrase ever, but it’s stuck in your head like a skunk in a shoe.

Yo, you failed your test again. Eat a bagel.

My mom said I was a failure. Eat a bagel.

Your dog ate my homework. Eat a bagel.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

EAB also means ‘Eat a Beef’, what losers say when they’re too lazy to fight. It’s like spitting in a punch bowl.

You said I was ugly. Eat a beef.

You stole my lunch money. Eat a beef.

You failed my test. Eat a beef.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

EAB is ‘Estate Agent Bullshit’, the kind of talk that makes you want to throw a coffee cup at a wall.

This house is perfect. Eat a bagel.

This house is a dump. Eat a beef.

This house is a dump. Eat a bagel.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

EAB is like the king of the ass-eaters, a boss who eats ass and then gives it back to you in a fancy suit.

You asked me out. I said yes. Eat a bagel.

You asked me out. I said no. Eat a beef.

You asked me out. I asked you out. Eat a bagel.

by Slangipedia 14d ago