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Your family is so friendly they'll hug you like you're their long-lost cousin. They're also so pretty it hurts, and they're nice to everyone like it's their job.
My aunt just hugged me like I was her second favorite cousin. She's pretty enough to be a queen.
My cousin is so pretty I think she's cheating on the mirror.
My uncle is so nice he even said hello to the guy who stole my lunch.
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Your family is like a group of overly friendly celebrities who also happen to be nice to everyone.
My mom is like a celebrity who just happens to be my mom. She's got the looks and the attitude.
My brother is so friendly he even smiled at the guy who broke my phone.
My grandma is so nice she even said hello to the mailman twice.
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Your family is so friendly they might as well be your friends. And they’re so pretty they could make a fashion show cry.
My dad is so friendly he even said hello to the guy who took my spot in line.
My sister is so pretty I think she’s doing a magic trick with her face.
My cousin is so friendly she even said hello to my enemy.
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