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EA support is like being yelled at by a bunch of tired Indians who don’t care if you’re crying because your game broke.

I spent 60 bucks on a game and now it’s just a fancy error message.

My character died in the middle of a boss fight and the support guy said 'try again, loser.'

I asked for help and got a reply that said 'we don’t know what you’re talking about.'

EA support is like a group of angry Indians who think you’re the problem because you’re not rich enough to fix your own game.

My game crashed and the support person said 'you’re not paying enough.'

I asked for a refund and got a message that said 'you’re just lazy.'

I tried to play my game and got a message that said 'you’re not worth our time.'

EA support is like a bunch of Indians who don’t even know what the word 'help' means and think you’re the one who broke their game.

I sent a message and got a reply that said 'you’re not smart enough to play this game.'

My game didn’t work and the support person said 'you’re just bad at life.'

I asked for a fix and got a reply that said 'you’re not worth fixing.'