EA. Skate 3.

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A game that people play because they think they can skate but theyre just faking it.

Skate 3 is the only thing keeping me from burning my skateboard.

I tried to skate and it was like I was on a goddamn rollercoaster.

Skate 3 is my escape from the real world and my terrible balance.

A game that people play because theyre too lazy to actually skate and just want to look cool.

I play Skate 3 instead of trying to do a kickflip for the 100th time.

I skate in the game because I cant skate in real life.

Skate 3 is my way of pretending I can do ollies.

A game that people play because theyre too fat to skate and they just want to look like they can.

Skate 3 is my way of pretending I can do tricks without falling flat on my face.

I play Skate 3 because my legs are too big for a skateboard.

I skate in the game because I cant even stand on a skateboard in real life.