EA Skate.

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The best skate game ever made. No one disagrees. Not even your fat cousin who thinks he’s a skater.

Skate is the only game that makes my mom stop yelling at me.

I beat my brother at Skate. He cried.

Skate is better than life. And I’ve had a lot of bad days.

EA made this game. It’s like the holy grail of skate games. It changed everything. Tony Hawk’s game is trash. Everyone knows it.

Skate is the only thing that makes my gym teacher shut up.

I would marry Skate if it was a person.

Skate is better than my ex. And my ex had a dog.

Skate 2 is the sequel. It came out after 5 years. It has a new city. New tricks. You can move stuff. It’s the best. Lucas Puig is in it. He’s cool.

Skate 2 is so good, my dog stopped barking at me.

Skate 2 is like a dream. I wish I could live in it.

Skate 2 is better than my mom’s cooking.

People play this game because they can’t skate. They’re too fat. They can’t even balance on a board.

Skate is the only thing I can do when I can’t skate.

I play Skate because my skateboard broke. Again.

Skate is the only thing that stops me from crying about my life.