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A smelly Sumerian guy who sells lousy copper and calls it gold
He sold me copper and said it was gold. I threw it in the river.
My grandma got ripped off by this guy. He called it gold. It was rust.
He tried to sell me copper. I told him to go back to the Bronze Age.
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A Sumerian man who sells copper that looks like dirt and says it's shiny
He sold me copper that looked like dirt. I called him a liar.
My brother got tricked by this guy. He called it shiny. It was trash.
He sold me copper that looked like mud. I told him to stop lying.
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A Bronze Age guy who sells bad copper and calls it something fancy
He sold me copper and called it something fancy. I told him to go back to the desert.
My dad got ripped off by this guy. He called it fancy. It was ugly.
He sold me copper and called it something fancy. I threw it in the river.
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