Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

EA Games is a bunch of lazy jerks who make bad games just to steal your money. They spam new games every week and expect you to buy them all.

I paid $60 for a game that had 5 minutes of actual fun.

EA released 7 new games this month and I’m tired of paying for them all.

They made a game about a dancing chicken and I had to buy it.

2

EA is a huge company that buys up good game makers instead of making good games themselves. They take all the cool ideas and ruin them.

They bought a cool game and turned it into a money machine.

My favorite game got ruined by EA’s bad ideas.

They took a good game and made it look like a bad movie.

3

EA adds stupid DRM to their games so you can't play them without paying extra. It's like they're trying to make you angry.

I had to pay $15 just to play the game once.

They made me buy a key just to play my own game.

I can't even play the game without paying them again.

4

EA makes the same boring game over and over and adds extra junk you don’t need. It’s like they don’t care about you.

They made the same game again and added 10 extra characters.

They turned a good game into a mess with extra junk.

I had to buy 3 extra things just to play the main game.

5

EA is like a thief who steals your money with tiny charges. They make you pay for tiny things that don’t matter.

I paid $5 for a tiny hat in the game.

They made me pay for a tiny extra character.

I had to pay $10 just to get a tiny extra thing.

6

EA tells you to challenge everything, but they don't even know how to make a good game. It's like they're trying to trick you.

They told me to challenge everything, but the game was still bad.

They said I should challenge everything, but the game was a mess.

They want me to challenge everything, but I’m not even sure what that means.

7

EA is a bunch of losers who want your money and will delete themselves if you don’t buy their junk. They’re that desperate.

They said if I didn’t buy their junk, they’d delete themselves.

They threatened to delete themselves if I didn’t pay.

They made me pay just so they wouldn’t delete themselves.