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Stupid people who pay full price for the same broken game every year.

I bought this game again and it still crashes like it's 2010.

They paid $60 for a game that only works if you pray to the EA gods.

Same game. Same price. Same level of rage.

Idiots who think a new version of a game is worth the money when it's just the same old junk.

Another year. Another version. Another $60 I'll never get back.

They bought the new version and it's just the same old bugs.

I'm tired of paying for the same game with a new coat of paint.

Morons who can't tell the difference between a game and a cash grab.

They bought it again because the ad said 'new features', which were just more bugs.

I paid for the same game again and got a discount… that was $15.

They don't know if it's a game or just a way to take money.

Pretentious fools who think they're special just because they play the same game every year.

They think they're the chosen one because they bought the same game again.

They act like they’re elite just because they paid $60 for the same old game.

They’re not a fan, they’re just a cash cow for EA.

Weak-minded people who can't wait for a game to come out again just so they can buy it.

They bought the same game again because they forgot it was still on their console.

They can't wait for the new version because they're too dumb to remember the old one.

They’re like a dog, just give them the same old bone and they’re happy.

Rich people who waste their money on the same game every year like it's a holiday tradition.

They paid $60 again because it's 'the season of EA' or something stupid like that.

Every year they get a new version of the same game and call it a present to themselves.

They don't know what money is, they just buy the same game again.