Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A face that looks like it just saw your mom eat a whole pizza and cry.

My cousin’s face when he found out his pet goldfish died.

My teacher’s face when I drew a mustache on her portrait.

My dog’s face when I took his favorite toy.

2

A face so confused it thinks it’s in a horror movie and the monster just said hello.

My brother’s face when I told him I was moving to Mars.

My friend’s face when I showed up to school in pajamas.

My dad’s face when I told him I failed math again.

3

A face that looks like it just got hit by a truck and the truck was full of bad news.

My neighbor’s face when his dog ate his homework.

My mom’s face when I spilled spaghetti on her brand new shirt.

My little sister’s face when I told her I ate her candy.

4

A face that’s like it just saw your grandma dance in her underwear.

My friend’s face when I told him his pet turtle was missing.

My brother’s face when I said I was going to sleep in the fridge.

My uncle’s face when I told him I failed his favorite subject.

5

A face that looks like it just got yelled at by a giant flamingo wearing sunglasses.

My sister’s face when I told her I was going to skip school.

My dog’s face when I told him I was leaving for a week.

My friend’s face when I showed up to class dressed as a chicken.