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A face so lost it thinks it’s being haunted by a middle school math test.
My mom saw me and said, 'You look like you just failed your life.'
He stared at the pizza like it had betrayed him.
She blinked so hard I thought she was trying to open a portal to hell.
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When your brain short-circuits and your face becomes a neon sign screaming, 'I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING.'
He looked at the clock and then at me like I’d just stolen his lunch money.
She saw the bill and her face said, 'I’m not paying for this.'
He got called out in class and his face was like, 'Why is this happening to me?'
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Your face when you realize you’ve been tricked by a 10-year-old and a bag of chips.
He saw the prank and his face was like, 'I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.'
She looked at the mess and said, 'This is the worst day of my life.'
He got caught eating the last cookie and his face was like, 'I didn’t know I was that hungry.'
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