e9X

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E9X is a group of BMW 3-Series cars from 2006 to 2011. They all look and work almost the same, so car nerds call them all E9X like they're family.
My E9X is the only thing keeping me from crying in the parking lot.
E9X is just the 3-Series with a nickname that sounds like a secret code.
I swear my E9X has more personality than my ex.
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E9X is like the 3-Series having a party from 2006 to 2011. Some have doors, some have roofs, but they all share the same guts and are all called E9X.
E9X is the 3-Series with a side of drama.
Why do we need so many E9X models? They all do the same thing.
My E9X is the only thing that still respects me.
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E9X is a bunch of BMW 3-Series cars from 2006 to 2011 that all look similar and share parts. Car people group them together and call them E9X like they’re a squad.
E9X is my squad and I’m not leaving them for anything.
My E9X is the only one who still texts me.
E9X is like the 3-Series with a group chat.
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