E9ly

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Doing something like a brain-dead donkey with no sense and zero pride.
I tried to fix my phone and it exploded. E9ly, bro.
She wore socks with sandals. E9ly, I swear.
He texted me in all caps. E9ly, I'm gonna cry.
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Being so clueless you think a donkey is a type of pizza.
He tried to cook breakfast and burned everything. E9ly, man.
She asked if the sky was green. E9ly, I can't believe it.
He wore a hat inside the house. E9ly, I'm done.
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Acting like you just swallowed a whole pizza and it was covered in dirt.
He tried to dance and fell flat on his face. E9ly, I'm speechless.
She screamed at a cloud. E9ly, I'm dying.
He tried to write a poem and it was just random letters. E9ly, I can't.
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Being so dumb you think a chicken is a type of car.
He tried to run and tripped over a pencil. E9ly, I’m losing it.
She said the sun was purple. E9ly, I can’t take it.
He tried to eat a shoe. E9ly, I’m gonna throw up.
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Doing something so stupid it makes a donkey laugh and cry at the same time.
He tried to talk to a wall. E9ly, I'm out.
She wore a shirt inside out. E9ly, I can't.
He tried to sing and it sounded like a dog was yelling. E9ly, I'm dead.
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