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A fancy BMW that looks like it was made by a drunk kid with a glue gun. It came out in 2007 and has some versions with 230 horsepower and others with 300 horsepower. It’s like the cool kid at school who’s got a fancy car and a fake ID.

My cousin drives one and thinks he’s James Bond. He isn’t.

I saw it in the mall parking lot and it looked like it was flexing.

My mom said it’s the only car that can beat her in traffic.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A BMW that’s like the rich kid’s version of a toy car. It came out in 2007 and has some models that punch harder than your gym teacher. It’s like the car version of a hot dog with extra sauce.

My dad said he wants one because he wants to feel important.

It’s like a sports car but for people who still need to pay rent.

My brother said it’s the only car that can beat his mom’s minivan.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A BMW that’s like the cool kid who shows up to school with a new outfit every day. It came out in 2007 and has some versions that can go fast enough to make your grandma dizzy. It’s like a car that’s got a part-time job as a superhero.

My neighbor drives one and thinks he’s a race car driver. He isn’t.

It’s like the car version of a pizza with extra cheese and extra sauce.

My uncle said he wants one because he wants to feel young again.

by Slangipedia 4d ago