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Did your mom hit your head so hard it turned your keyboard into a pancake
My mom thought I was playing games. She was wrong.
My keyboard is now a breakfast food.
I typed 'bacon' and it came out 'blorp'.
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Your head got a faceplant from your mom and your keyboard got a death sentence
My mom screamed like a dragon and my keyboard screamed like a mouse.
I spilled coffee on my keyboard. My mom spilled her soul on me.
My keyboard is now a ghost.
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Your mom took a swing at your head and your keyboard took the hit for you
My keyboard is broken. My mom is still angry.
I typed 'help' and it came out 'h31p' forever.
My keyboard is now a crybaby.
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