E4E

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E4E is a Korean gang that fights like ravers on meth. They wear black and white bandanas, cut their eyebrows like they’re trying to kill a chicken, and say ‘Eye for Eye’ like it’s the most important thing ever. They punch, stab, and occasionally yell at each other so loud it sounds like a cat fight in a pizza box.
@EyE4EyE: 'Main ground just cut his eyebrow and called me a 'yung' 😂 #E4E'
DM: 'Bro, I just got stabbed by an E4E. They said 'Eye for Eye' and now I’m bleeding on the floor.'
Text: 'My cousin joined E4E. He now has two eyebrow cuts and a tattoo of a sythe. He’s cool, but he smells like a gym sock.'
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E4E is a chess move where a pawn charges ahead like it’s trying to get out of jail. It takes over the center and frees the queen like she’s been waiting her whole life for this moment. But it also leaves a pawn exposed, like it’s a dumbass who walked into a trap.
Text: 'I played e4 and my friend said, 'You’re a dumbass for doing that.' I said, 'At least I got out of jail.'
DM: 'Bro, I did e4 and now my opponent is laughing at me like I just failed a math test.'
Post: 'E4 is the move of the week. It’s the move that makes you feel like a king, until you realize you’re just a pawn.'
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E4E is a UK channel that’s so good, it’s like the best burger you’ve ever had. It’s on Freeview, Sky, and On-Demand. If you don’t watch it, you’re just missing out on the best channel ever.
Text: 'Channel 4 is the best. It’s like the best burger you’ve ever had.'
DM: 'I just watched E4E and now I want to die. It was that good.'
Post: 'Best Channel Eva. That’s what I say when I’m not eating pizza.'
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E4E is a greeting so simple, it’s like saying ‘hi’ to a dog. You say it when you see someone, and it’s just that easy. It’s not complicated, it doesn’t require effort, and it’s the best way to start your day.
Text: 'Hey, E4E!'
DM: 'E4E, bro. How’s your day?'
Post: 'E4E is my favorite greeting. It’s like saying hi to your best friend.'
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The E-4 Mafia is a group of Army people who make everything happen. They know who to talk to, when to talk to them, and how to make your life easier. But if they’re mad at you, they’ll make your life hell. They’re the ones who get you the dental appointment, the CQ shift, and the guy who can train your new troop.
Text: 'The E-4 Mafia just got me a dental appointment. I owe them $100.'
DM: 'E-4 Mafia, I need a shift. You got it. You always do.'
Post: 'The E-4 Mafia is the best. They make everything happen. Even my life.'
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The E-4 Mafia is like the secret group of the Army. They know more than the sergeants and usually know what’s going on before anyone else. They’re smart, they’re sneaky, and they’re the reason your squad leader is always mad.
Text: 'The E-4 Mafia just told me about the secret plan before my squad leader even knew.'
DM: 'They know more than the sergeant. They’re like the army’s spies.'
Post: 'E-4 Mafia is the reason my squad leader is always mad. They know everything.'
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The E-4 Mafia is the top of the pimp ladder. They treat women like trash, use them for sex, and don’t care if they get hurt. They’re the kings of disrespect and the reason why women sometimes wish they were dead.
Text: 'My pimp is an E-4 Mafia. He treats me like trash and I hate him.'
DM: 'E-4 Mafia is the best. He makes me feel like I’m a sex toy.'
Post: 'E-4 Mafia is the king of disrespect. I wish I was dead.'
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