E46

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It's not just a car it's a way to waste your money and look like an idiot
My E46 is the only thing I own that's more expensive than my dignity.
I bought it to look cool but now I just look like I got scammed.
I drive it everywhere even though it smells like old pizza and regret.
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A BMW 3 series from the early 2000s that looks like it was hit by a truck and then left in the rain
The 323i looked like it was about to fall apart when I bought it.
My 325i has more dents than a drunk man has stories.
The 330ci was the worst decision I ever made.
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The car that BMW made for people who think they're rich but aren't
I bought my E46 because I thought it would make me look rich.
My cousin has one and he still thinks he’s cool even though he’s broke.
The E46 is the car that makes you think you’re fancy but you’re just poor.
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A stupid car that looks like it was made by a kid who hates cars and also hates life
My E46 looks like it was painted by a toddler with a finger and a crayon.
It’s so ugly it makes my dog cry.
I’ve seen uglier cars in the trash.
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A car that makes you look like a fool on social media because it’s so ugly and you’re so desperate
I posted a picture of my E46 and got 10 likes and 20 comments saying it’s the ugliest thing ever.
My Instagram is full of photos of my E46 and I still have zero followers.
I post pictures of it every day just to remind people I’m still alive.
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