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the first move in chess where the pawn in front of the king gets a two-space head start. it grabs the center, gives the queen a clear path, and leaves the king hanging like a rookie at a party.
I moved e4 and my opponent was like 'what the hell is this?'.
My teacher said e4 is like getting a free pass to the middle of the dance floor.
I played e4 and my friend said 'you're trying to be fancy, aren't you?'
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a greeting so basic it's like saying 'hi' in a world full of 'yo' and 'sup'.
My mom said 'e4' and I was like 'why?'.
I texted 'e4' and my friend replied with 'what?'.
In the middle of a fight, my buddy said 'e4' and I was confused.
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a gang from Korea that looks like they came straight from a prison yard. they cut their eyebrows, wear black and white bandanas, and fight with everything from bats to katanas. if you mess with one, the whole gang comes for you.
My cousin got in a fight with an Eye and now the whole gang is after him.
My friend joined the E4E and now he fights with a katana.
My neighbor got cut on his eyebrow and now he's part of the E4E.
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a TV channel in the UK that's so good, it's like the best pizza in the world. it's on Freeview, Sky, and On-Demand. people love it more than their ex.
I watch E4 and it's like the best part of my day.
My brother said E4 is better than his ex.
I asked my mom what E4 is and she said 'it's the best channel ever.'
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the E-4 Mafia are the behind-the-scenes bosses of the Army and Air Force. they get things done, fix problems, and sometimes even make your life harder if they're in a bad mood.
My E-4 Mafia got me a dental appointment when I needed it the most.
They made my supervisor's life a living hell because he was a PITA.
The E-4 Mafia even fixed my pay problem in record time.
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the E-4 Mafia are the secret masters of the Specialist rank. they know everything before the Sergeant does, and they use that power to mess with people.
The E-4 Mafia told me my sergeant's secret plan before he even told me.
My E-4 Mafia got me a CQ runner shift for $100.
They even trained my new troop better than my sergeant.
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the top-tier pimp who treats his girls like trash. they're used for sex, left with no respect, and usually end up feeling like they're worth nothing.
My friend's E4-whore left her with no respect and a broken heart.
That E4-whore just treated his girl like a toy.
His E4-whore doesn't even know her own worth.
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