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the first move in chess where the pawn in front of the king gets a two-space head start. it grabs the center, gives the queen a clear path, and leaves the king hanging like a rookie at a party.
I moved e4 and my opponent was like 'what the hell is this?'.
My teacher said e4 is like getting a free pass to the middle of the dance floor.
I played e4 and my friend said 'you're trying to be fancy, aren't you?'