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The devil's homework. English essays that make you want to scream and throw your pencil like a spear.

My teacher assigned an essay about my favorite book. I hate my favorite book now.

I wrote about friendship. My essay was 10 pages. My friendship is now dead.

I got a 58% on my essay. I might as well be dead too.

The worst kind of torture. English essays that make your brain feel like it's on fire.

I had to write a 3-page essay about my weekend. My weekend was just me and my couch.

My essay was about my mom. Now I hate my mom and my English teacher.

I wrote about my dog. My dog is now a suspect in my essay.

The reason why people fail English class. Essays that are like prison for your brain.

I had to write about my dream job. My dream job is now a nightmare.

My essay was about my favorite food. Now I hate pizza and my life.

I got a D on my essay. My brain is now in jail.