E3gasm

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A Gamer's brain explodes because E3 drops so much good stuff at once. It's like getting hit with a truck full of video games.
Just saw the new Zelda trailer. My brain is now a pile of ashes.
E3 is like a buffet for Gamers. I ate three courses and now I'm crying.
I got hit with E3 like it was a surprise party. I didn't sign up for this.
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E3gasm is when a Gamer gets so hyped they might lose their pants. It's like getting a standing ovation from a crowd of 10,000 gamers.
I saw the new Xbox game and I literally peed my pants.
E3 hit me like a karate chop to the soul. I’m still recovering.
I got so excited I forgot to eat my lunch. My stomach is now a sad empty void.
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E3gasm is when a Gamer gets so much good news at once, it’s like someone just gave them a million dollars and a free pizza.
E3 dropped the new Pokémon game. I’m rich, I’m happy, and I’m getting free pizza.
I saw the new Elden Ring trailer and I’m now the richest man in my neighborhood.
E3 just gave me a standing ovation and a coupon for a lifetime supply of snacks.
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