E36

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The most legendary old-school BMW 3 Series you can own, and it's still cool even though it's ancient.
My E36 is like my ex, it’s old, but it still turns my head.
I saw my neighbor driving his E36 and I felt like a rookie again.
I bought my E36 for $1000 and now I’m rich, baby.
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A 3 Series from the late 80s and 90s that came in many flavors, including the 318i, 323i, 325i, and the 328i. Some had cool letters like the 325is and the M3.
I think my E36 is a 325i, but I’m not sure because it smells like a gas station and my memory is worse than my GPS.
My cousin got a 325is and now he thinks he’s a rock star.
I got a 328i, and now I feel like I could beat up a cop.
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It’s not just a car, it’s your soul, your life, and it can go from 0 to fast in the blink of an eye.
My E36 isn’t a car, it’s my heart, my soul, and my second ex.
I drive my E36 like it’s my last day on Earth.
My E36 is like my dad, it’s old, but it still gets things done.
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A car from the 90s that people buy for cheap, use for drifting, and sometimes it has a girl who’s barely old enough to drink.
My E36 cost me $900, and now it's my drift buddy, and my girlfriend is 15.
I used my E36 to drift like I was in a movie, and my girlfriend is still 14.
I got my E36 for $900, and now I’m drifting and my girlfriend is a minor.
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It has a powerful engine, a fast 0-60 time, and it comes in different versions depending on where you live.
My E36 has a 3.2L engine and it can go from 0 to 60 in like 5 seconds, and my mom still doesn’t believe me.
The European version of my E36 is like a superhero, while the US version is like a weak kid in gym class.
I got the EU version of my E36 and now I feel like I can beat up my brother’s car.
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