e34

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E34 is a total looker who acts like he owns the place. He’s rich, cool, and birds are totally scared of him.

E34 walked in and the whole room went silent. Even the birds flew away.

He dropped a $100 bill on the floor and said, 'That’s just my lunch money.'

He told the principal he was taking over the school. The principal said, 'Okay, but don’t eat the birds.'

E34 is the most attractive person ever. He’s rich, he’s cool, and birds think he’s a god.

He showed up to class on a horse. The birds bowed to him.

He bought the cafeteria and said, 'You can eat here or you can eat me.'

He told the janitor to stop mopping because the birds were doing it.

E34 is a total king. He’s rich, he’s cool, and birds think he’s the boss of everything.

He threw a party in the park and the birds showed up in suits.

He said he’d turn the school into a bird sanctuary if the principal didn’t give him a raise.

He walked into the lunchroom and the whole place went quiet. The birds started clapping.