E30

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A BMW car code for the 3-series from 1984 to the middle of 1991. Includes the 318i, 325i, and all the other fancy ones.
My dad’s E30 is still running. I think it’s gonna outlive him.
I saw a 325i with a dent the size of a pizza. Still cool.
My uncle bought a 325e for $200. He’s probably gonna sell it for $201.
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The 3-series made by BMW in the 80s and 90s. It’s so good, it’s like God himself drove it to the factory.
That E30 is smoother than my mom’s voice when she’s happy.
I’d date the E30 if it had a dating app.
My E30’s engine is louder than my brother’s arguments with my mom.
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The best car of all time. It’s so good, it makes other cars look like they’re made of garbage.
My E30 is the reason I got straight A’s. It’s that good.
The E30 is like my ex. It’s perfect, but I can’t have it.
If the E30 was a person, it’d be the class president.
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The car that only wussy teenage girls drive. Some guys own them, and if you’re one of them, you probably like getting smacked in the butt with a ruler.
My crush drives an E30. I think she’s a wuss.
My dad drives an E30. He’s not a wuss. He’s a wuss with a badge.
That E30 is so wussy, it even got a pass from the principal.
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