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Eluned May Lambert is your new best friend and your old worst enemy all in one.

Eluned May Lambert is my g now. I hate her. I love her. I hate myself.

She texted me in the middle of a math test. I failed. She passed. She laughed.

I blocked her. Then she DM'd me. I unblocked her. Then she sent a meme. I cried.

Eluned May Lambert is like a bad pizza. You don't know why you ate it, but you can't stop thinking about it.

I saw her at the store. I bought a pizza. I ate it. I regretted it.

She posted a pizza. I commented. She replied. I got a pizza. I got a headache.

I asked for a pizza. She sent me a pizza. I sent her a pizza. We all got pizza.

Eluned May Lambert is the reason your brain is now a mess.

She sent me a text. I replied. She replied back. Now I have 100 texts with her. My brain hurts.

I tried to forget her. She reminded me. I remembered her. I remembered my brain hurts.

I texted her. She texted me. I texted her again. I texted myself. My brain is a mess.

Eluned May Lambert is the ghost of your old life haunting you.

I tried to move on. She showed up. I screamed. I ran. She followed me.

She was my g. I forgot her. She reminded me. I remembered her. I remembered my life was a mess.

I blocked her. She DM'd me. I unblocked her. She sent me a pizza. I cried.

Eluned May Lambert is the reason you're now a legend in the school halls.

They all know my name. They all know her name. They all know we're the best. They all know I cried.

I texted her. The whole school saw it. They laughed. I cried. I became a legend.

She posted about me. I posted about her. Now we're both legends. We both cried.