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when you hate someone so much you end up sleeping with them and then you realize you were wrong about everything

I used to punch him in the face every day. Now he’s my boyfriend and I still punch him sometimes.

She called me a f***ing idiot for months. Now she’s my girlfriend and I still call her a f***ing idiot.

We were best friends. Then we broke up. Now we’re dating and I still f***ing hate her.

when you fight like cats and dogs but end up making babies together

We fought over who got the last slice of pizza. Now we have two kids and a divorce lawyer.

They yelled at each other in the hallway. Now they’re married and I have to listen to their stupid love songs.

They didn’t even like each other. Now they’re having a baby and I don’t know what’s going on.

when you try to kill each other but end up falling in love in the middle of the chaos

He threatened to cut my hair. Now we’re dating and he still threatens to cut my hair.

She said she’d f***ing kill me if I didn’t stop teasing her. Now we’re together and she still says that.

They were trying to murder each other in the classroom. Now they’re going to the prom together.

when you spend all your time bashing each other but end up being the best thing that ever happened to you

We used to make fun of each other in class. Now we’re dating and I still make fun of her.

He used to call me a f***ing loser. Now he’s my boyfriend and I still call him a f***ing loser.

They were the worst enemies in the school. Now they’re the best couple in the school.

when you start off as the biggest pain in the a** but end up being your favorite person

He was my worst enemy. Now he’s my favorite person and I still punch him in the face.

She was the biggest f***ing pain. Now I love her and I still yell at her.

They were the worst. Now they’re the best and I still hate them sometimes.

when you used to wish death on each other but now you’re making out in the hallway

They used to wish death on each other. Now they’re making out in the hallway and still yelling at each other.

He used to wish death on me. Now we’re making out in the hallway and I still punch him.

They were best enemies. Now they’re best friends and they’re making out in the hallway.