e11

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E11 is the stupid band The Early November. They’re so bad they make your dog cry.
My cousin’s into E11. I told him they’re worse than my aunt’s karaoke nights.
My teacher said E11 is like a bad pizza. You know it’s gonna be terrible.
My friend’s playlist is all E11. I think he’s trying to torture me.
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E11 is the postcode for East London. If you use it, you’re trying too hard to sound cool.
My mate said he’s from E11. I said I’m from the moon. He didn’t get it.
I put E11 on my profile. My mom asked if I moved to London. I said no, I moved to the future.
I told my crush I’m from E11. He said he’s from E12. I cried.
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E11 is heaven. Or it’s the postal code for heaven. Either way, it’s where all the good people go.
My grandma said she’s going to E11 when she dies. I told her I’ll be there too. She said I’m a good person.
I think E11 is heaven. My dog thinks it’s a park.
My teacher said E11 is heaven. I said I want to go there and never come back.
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