Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the drink you chug when you're too lazy to actually swallow

I drank six sodas and still didn't feel like eating.

She poured the whole bottle of juice into her mouth like it was a crime.

He drank the milk so fast it looked like he was trying to escape the classroom.

2

the stuff you drink when you're too dumb to know what water is

He called Gatorade 'the liquid of kings' and still didn't know what it was.

She drank soda for breakfast and then cried because it was too sweet.

He drank the entire bottle of orange juice and then said it tasted like regret.

3

the stuff you drink when you're too fat to care about your health

She drank chocolate milk for dinner and called it a 'meal.'

He drank the whole can of soda and then passed out on the couch.

They drank all the soda and then got a stomachache that lasted for days.

4

the liquid you drink when you're too stupid to know what a beverage is

He drank the juice and then said it was 'the best drink ever.'

She drank the whole bottle of soda and then cried because it was 'too much.'

He poured the milk on his head and called it 'a new way to drink.'

5

the drink you use to cover up your bad life choices

He drank the whole bottle of soda to forget about his bad grades.

She drank the juice to forget about her broken heart.

He drank the milk because he didn't want to face the day.

6

the liquid you drink when you're too lazy to actually eat

He drank the soda instead of eating his sandwich.

She drank the juice instead of eating her salad.

He drank the whole bottle of milk and then fell asleep on the floor.