E-Z Money Romero

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A faggy mexican from Mahtomedi, Mn. Likes getting spanked by men. Smokes cheap-ass polls.
E-Z Money Romero just got spanked by his boyfriend at the gas station. #PunchingBagLife
He texts me, 'I’m smoking polls while I cry about my ex.'
His mom says he’s too gay for Mahtomedi.
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A queer mexican from Mahtomedi, Mn. Gets it from men. Polls are his only friend.
E-Z Money Romero just got it from his coworker. They both cried in the break room.
He DMs me, 'Polls and men are the only things I love.'
His dad says he’s too queer for Mahtomedi.
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A fag mexican from Mahtomedi, Mn. Likes men. Polls are his only way to feel alive.
E-Z Money Romero just smoked a poll and got it from his gym buddy. He’s emotional.
He texts me, 'I’m alive because of polls and men.'
His brother says he’s too faggy for Mahtomedi.
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