E-Z bake oven

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A white girl who thinks she’s a chef and brings her sad little baked goods to the teacher who still thinks she’s cool.

My E-Z Bake Oven brought me a burnt cupcake and said it was a ‘confection of love.’ I threw it in the trash and cried.

The E-Z Bake Oven tried to impress me with a ‘fancy’ pizza that looked like it was made by a toddler with a grudge.

She brought me a cake that had more lumps than my ex’s personality.

The one who thinks she’s the next big thing in baking and brings her teacher a snack that looks like it came from a garbage can.

My E-Z Bake Oven brought me a ‘masterpiece’ that was just a muffin that didn’t want to be a muffin anymore.

She sent me a text saying ‘I made a pie for you’ and it was just a circle of sadness with a lid.

Her ‘special’ brownies looked like they were baked by a cat with a grudge.

A girl who thinks she’s famous and brings her teacher a baked good that’s more sad than it is good.

The E-Z Bake Oven texted me saying, ‘I made a cake for you. It’s gonna be legendary.’ It was just a cake that forgot how to be a cake.

She brought me a cookie that looked like it had been through a war and lost.

Her ‘amazing’ pizza was just a blob of cheese and hope.