E-Z Bake

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A lady who is so easy to get into bed with, or the back seat of a car, and has a vagina full of STDs and regret

My ex was an E-Z Bake. I had sex with her in the back of a minivan. Her vagina was like a used tissue.

That girl in the lunchroom is an E-Z Bake. She’ll sleep with you for a sandwich.

My mom says my cousin is an E-Z Bake. She sleeps with anyone who gives her a soda.

A pale girl who takes home ec and brings her teacher whatever she cooked, even if it’s just burnt toast and ketchup

My sister is an E-Z Bake. She brings her teacher burnt toast and ketchup for lunch every day.

That E-Z Bake brought her teacher a plate of noodles that looked like they came out of a fire.

My friend’s an E-Z Bake. She brings her teacher soup that tastes like old socks.