e-yakking

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Talking nonstop through emails or messages like you're trying to fill up the entire internet with your nonsense.

Hey, I just ate a sandwich. Did you know your mom is a vampire? Also, I'm going to bed. Goodnight.

I'm single. I just got dumped. I'm going to cry. Also, my cat hates me.

I just saw a spider. It was huge. Also, I'm hungry. Also, I'm going to text you again in 10 minutes.

Sending so many messages that your brain is just a mess of words and bad decisions.

I'm watching TV. I like this show. Also, I'm hungry. Also, my dog is annoying me.

I just woke up. Also, I'm going to eat cereal. Also, I'm going to text you again in 5 minutes.

I'm bored. Also, I like your face. Also, I just saw a squirrel.

Texting so much that your fingers are tired and your brain is full of useless information.

I just ate pizza. Also, I'm going to watch a movie. Also, I just saw my neighbor walking a cow.

I'm going to bed. Also, I had a dream about ghosts. Also, I'm going to text you in 1 minute.

I just got a new phone. Also, I like it. Also, I'm going to text you again in 3 minutes.

Chatting so much that it feels like you're on a never-ending road trip with your worst enemy.

I just saw a bird. Also, I like your hair. Also, I'm going to text you again in 2 minutes.

I just got a new haircut. Also, I'm going to eat a burger. Also, I just saw my mom wearing socks with sandals.

I'm going to bed. Also, I had a nightmare. Also, I'm going to text you again in 1 minute.

Texting like you're trying to win a contest for the most useless messages ever sent.

I just ate a donut. Also, I'm going to take a nap. Also, I just saw my neighbor's dog wearing sunglasses.

I'm bored. Also, I just saw a turtle. Also, I'm going to text you again in 5 minutes.

I just got a new shirt. Also, I like it. Also, I'm going to text you again in 2 minutes.