e-wizard

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A kid who thinks they're cool because they know how to use the Internet. They spam messages to hot girls on forums and act like they're the best, but the real ones code like monsters and make websites that actually work.
Hey babe, I just hacked the school website. You're my new favorite.
I made a website for my mom's bakery. It's got like 20 pictures of muffins.
I posted a meme on the forum and got 10 likes. I'm a legend.
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A guy who lives in his mom's basement and thinks he's a genius because he knows how to use a computer. The good ones make money fixing websites. The bad ones just send messages to girls and hope they fall for it.
Hey, I just coded a game and it's 100% perfect. You should play it.
I sent my crush 50 messages. She hasn't replied yet. I'm winning.
I made a website for my dad's pizza shop. He's happy, I'm cool.
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A loser who thinks they're a king because they can use the Internet. The weak ones flirt online. The strong ones make websites that make people rich and don't care about your stupid crush.
I made a website for my uncle's car wash. He's gonna make a million bucks.
I sent my crush a message. She said 'hi'. I'm gonna marry her.
I coded a game and it's the best game ever. You're gonna play it.
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A brainy kid who uses the Internet like it's a magic wand. Some just send dumb messages to girls. The best ones make websites and get paid to do it. They don't need your stupid love life.
I coded a program that makes pizza. It's gonna change the world.
I messaged my crush. She said 'hi'. I'm gonna ask her out next.
I made a website for my brother's band. They're gonna be famous.
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