e-whine

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A digital tantrum that screams for attention like a baby with no cookies.

"Why didn't you reply faster? I was crying in the bathroom!", DM from 2 a. m.

"I got 1 like on my post. My whole life is over.", Text from a person who is not cool.

"You said you'd bring pizza. I'm still waiting. I'm gonna die.", Group chat message during a Zoom meeting.

A loud, messy, online complaint that no one asked for, but everyone heard.

"My cat is now the president of the world. You're all fired.", Comment on a meme about cats.

"I didn't get a reply. My soul is dead.", Text from someone who's been offline for a week.

"He didn't text me back. I'm gonna haunt him.", Group chat message from a person who's never been haunted.

A verbal poop that comes out of your phone and hits everyone in the face.

"I had to wait 3 minutes. That's like 3 lifetimes.", Text from someone who has no concept of time.

"I didn't get a like. My whole existence is a lie.", Comment on a post about existential dread.

"He said he'd be here in 5 minutes. I've been waiting for 20 years.", Group chat message during a game night.

A loud, profane, online moan that sounds like a broken record and no one wants to hear.

"I got 2 likes. I'm gonna die.", Text from someone who is not cool.

"You didn't reply. I'm gonna kill you.", DM from 3 a. m.

"I'm still waiting for pizza. My life is over.", Comment on a post about pizza.

A digital fit that makes you feel like you're the only person who ever had a problem.

"I waited 5 minutes. That's like 5 lifetimes.", Text from someone who has no idea how time works.

"I didn't get a like. My whole life is a lie.", Comment on a post about self-doubt.

"He didn't text me. I'm gonna haunt him forever.", Group chat message from someone who has never been haunted.