E-Wheeling

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Using texts and apps to charm someone into being your lover, usually while they're still hungover and you're already high.

'I know you're still hungover, but I’m high and I can’t stop thinking about you.'

'You’re the only one who texts me back when I’m drunk.'

'I sent you 200 messages and you still don’t know who I am.'

Texting someone to death until they fall in love with you, even if they’re too tired to notice.

'I texted you 50 times and you still didn’t reply.'

'I sent you a picture of my cat and you replied with a heart emoji.'

'You’re my favorite person even though I texted you every hour.'

Using social media and messages to trap someone into a relationship, like they're a fish in a bowl.

'You followed me on Instagram and now you’re my boyfriend.'

'I DM'd you 10 times and now you're stuck with me.'

'You liked my post and now you're my forever love.'

Texting someone until they’re too confused to say no, and then you call it love.

'I texted you so much you didn’t know what day it was.'

'You were confused and I took that as a yes.'

'You said yes because you didn’t know what else to say.'

Using apps and texts to charm someone, even if they're busy pooping or crying.

'You were crying and I still texted you.'

'I sent you a message while you were pooping.'

'You were busy and I still loved you.'