Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake influencer who blows their entire paycheck on stupid stuff just to keep you hooked.

I spent $2,000 on a hologram for my cat. You're welcome.

Bought a private jet just so I could post a 10-second video.

Paid for a gold-plated toilet because it looked cool.

2

A person who thinks they're rich just because they bought 100 pairs of shoes for their dog.

Dropped $500 on a doggy treadmill. My dog doesn't even use it.

Spent $1,000 on a doggie spa. It's just a fancy couch.

Bought a dog a diamond necklace. It's just for show.

3

A fake celebrity who thinks they're cool because they paid for a whole island to post a video.

I bought an island just to film a 2-minute video. It's worth it.

Paid $10,000 for a drone just to take a selfie.

Spent $500 on a hot dog for my dog. It was a waste.

4

A person who thinks they're famous just because they paid for a million followers to like their stupid posts.

Bought 1 million followers for $10,000. It was worth it.

Paid for a whole billboard just to say hi.

Spent $500 on a doggy birthday party. It was a disaster.

5

A fake influencer who thinks they're rich because they spent all their money on a stupid video.

Dropped $2,000 on a video just to show off my dog.

Bought a gold-plated dog leash. It was a waste.

Spent $1,000 on a dog's haircut. It looked stupid.

6

A person who thinks they're cool because they paid for a whole island just to take a stupid photo.

I paid $5,000 for a photo of my dog on an island. It was worth it.

Bought a whole island just to film a 2-minute video.

Spent $10,000 on a dog's haircut. It was stupid.