e-whacking

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Sending angry messages to someone online like they owe you money. You type like you're about to punch them through the screen.

'You said you'd bring pizza. I'm eating cereal for dinner.'

'I'm gonna log off and dream about you failing math.'

'You're the reason my dog ran away.'

Yelling at someone through a computer like they just stole your last slice of pizza.

'I saw your profile pic and I'm mad.'

'You're gonna regret this when I send you a group message.'

'You're not cool. You're just a blob of sadness.'

Chatting someone until they go blind from staring at the screen. You type like you're in a fight.

'You said you'd be here. I'm here. You're not.'

'I'm gonna text you until your phone explodes.'

'You're not my friend. You're my enemy.'

Writing mean messages to someone like they're your worst enemy. You type with hate and a little bit of coffee.

'You're the reason my dog hates me.'

'I'm going to beat you in a game. You're going to cry.'

'You're not my friend. You're my enemy.'

Messaging someone until they can't take it anymore. You type like you're about to slap them.

'You said you'd be here. I'm here. You're not.'

'I'm gonna log off and dream about you failing math.'

'You're the reason my dog ran away.'