e-wet-tile disfunction

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When a girl’s vsgina refuses to get wet even when she’s getting all hot and bothered

My vsgina’s drier than a desert and I’m getting head from a guy who smells like old socks

I tried to get frisky and my vsgina just gave me the cold shoulder

He was giving me the eye and my vsgina was like, 'No way, I’m not getting involved in this mess'

A girl’s vsgina acting like it doesn’t want to play along when she’s getting all worked up

I was getting all worked up and my vsgina was like, 'Not today, I’ve got a headache'

He was getting all romantic and my vsgina was like, 'I’d rather be sleeping'

I tried to get sexy and my vsgina was like, 'You’re not impressing me'

When a girl’s vsgina is as dry as a bag of chips and she’s trying to get all hot and heavy

My vsgina’s drier than a chip and I’m trying to get all hot and heavy

He was trying to get me all hot and my vsgina was like, 'I’m not doing this'

I was getting all hot and my vsgina was like, 'You’re not worth the effort'

A girl’s vsgina being stubborn and not getting wet when she’s supposed to

My vsgina was being stubborn and I was getting all excited

He was getting all sexy and my vsgina was like, 'Not today'

I was trying to get frisky and my vsgina was like, 'I’ve got better things to do'

When a girl’s vsgina acts like it’s on strike when she’s getting all worked up

My vsgina was on strike and I was getting all worked up

He was trying to get me all hot and my vsgina was like, 'I’m not doing this'

I was getting all excited and my vsgina was like, 'I’ve had enough'

A girl’s vsgina being lazy and not getting wet when she’s supposed to

My vsgina was being lazy and I was getting all hot

He was trying to get me all worked up and my vsgina was like, 'I’m tired'

I was getting all excited and my vsgina was like, 'Not today, I’m taking a break'