e-weiner

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A fake penis that gets bigger when you make other people look stupid online
I just called my ex a f***ing donkey and my e-weiner got longer
My e-weiner is 10 feet tall because I called my math teacher a f***ing idiot
My e-weiner is so big now I think it might actually be real
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A digital penis you show off by making others feel like total f***ing failures
I made my little brother cry and my e-weiner is now on fire
My e-weiner is the size of a bus because I made my gym teacher look like a f***ing baby
My e-weiner is so big it’s causing a traffic jam on my Facebook page
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A fake member you use to make others feel like total f***ing losers online
My e-weiner is longer than my mom’s f***ing hair because I made my neighbor cry
I posted a picture of my cat wearing a crown and my e-weiner got a promotion
My e-weiner is now a celebrity because it made my teacher look like a f***ing toddler
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A digital member that gets stronger every time you make others feel like total f***ing idiots
I called my sister a f***ing chicken and my e-weiner got a new suit
My e-weiner is now a king because I made my principal look like a f***ing baby
My e-weiner is so strong it’s now doing push-ups online
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A fake member you use to make other people feel like total f***ing disasters online
My e-weiner is so big now it’s blocking my entire feed
I posted a picture of my dog wearing a cape and my e-weiner got a raise
My e-weiner is now the president because it made my teacher look like a f***ing fool
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A digital member that gets fatter every time you make others feel like total f***ing failures
I made my brother cry and now my e-weiner looks like a hot dog
My e-weiner is so fat it’s now on Instagram
My e-weiner is now a giant because I called my principal a f***ing loser
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