e-way

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E-way is like a highway but with more lanes and fewer people who think they can merge without using a mirror.
Bro, I’m gonna take the e-way. You know that guy who almost hit me last time? He’s on the e-way too.
I took the e-way and got there in 10 minutes. The guy behind me took the back roads and got there in 40.
The e-way is the only thing keeping me sane during my daily commute.
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A road that lets you go fast, no stops, no lights, and no patience for people who can’t drive.
The e-way is the only place I can drive 80 without getting yelled at by some kid in a Prius.
I almost ran into a deer on the e-way. That’s how bad the traffic was.
The e-way is like a race track for people who think they’re Formula One drivers.
3
A road trip with a side of smoke and a bad decision made in the name of freedom.
I took the e-way and smoked like a chimney on the way to work. My boss didn’t even notice.
The e-way was the perfect place to smoke and think about my life choices.
I drove on the e-way, smoked a whole pack, and still didn’t make it to work on time.
4
When you’re getting sex from more people than you can count and you’re not sure who to thank.
That party last night was a 6-way. I still don’t know who I had sex with.
She said it was a 4-way. I think she was lying.
I walked into a 3-way and I didn’t even know it was happening.
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A shortcut for 'anyway,' but it still sounds like you're being lazy.
I don’t care what you did, e-way, I’m still mad at you.
E-way, I’m gonna go eat a burger and forget about this.
E-way, I’m outta here.
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A way of saying you’re too tired to care where the sex happens or how it happens.
I just want to get laid, e-way. I don’t care where it happens.
He said it was a 5-way, but I just said e-way and left.
E-way, I’m too tired to fight about where it happens.
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A way of changing the subject so fast you make the person talking look like they’re the one who lost their mind.
E-way, I’m gonna go eat a sandwich and forget about this conversation.
He said he was gonna leave, but I just said e-way and he stayed.
I changed the subject with an e-way and he didn’t even notice.
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