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It’s like getting yelled at by your mom; but it’s on T. V.
My neighbor’s e-Watch just blared ‘YOUR LAUNDRY IS A DISASTER’ at 3 a. m.
My dad’s e-Watch screamed ‘YOU FORGOT MY MEDS’ while I was eating cereal.
My e-Watch said ‘YOU ARE A DISGRACE’ during my lunch break, and I cried.
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It’s like email; but it’s on T. V. and it hates you.
My e-Watch said ‘I HATE YOU’ while I was watching my favorite show.
My brother’s e-Watch said ‘YOU’RE A FAILURE’ right when I won a game.
My e-Watch said ‘YOU’RE A DISASTER’ in front of my crush.
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It’s like being called out in public; but it’s on T. V. and it’s from your boss.
My e-Watch said ‘YOU’RE LATE AGAIN’ during my Zoom meeting.
My e-Watch said ‘YOU’RE A DOORMAT’ when I was eating pizza.
My e-Watch said ‘YOU’RE A DISGRACE’ while I was on vacation.
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