e-wang

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Your digital pecker. The bigger it is the more you brag about it.
Bro sent a 500-word rant about his new gaming rig. His e-wang is through the roof.
She posted a selfie with 10 filters. Her e-wang is at full power.
He DM’d me ‘I eat e-wang for breakfast.’ I blocked him.
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How much you flex on the internet. Like a cocky kid showing off.
He posted ‘I got 10 likes’ and it was a reply to a 2-year-old tweet.
She said ‘I got a job’ and it was just a part-time gig.
He replied to a comment with ‘I’m better than you’ and it was about pizza.
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Your online power. How much you can make people suffer because of you.
He called out a teacher on social media and got her fired.
She roasted a classmate in a group chat and everyone laughed.
He made a meme about his ex and it went viral.
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