Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To blast an e-mail so angry it could wake the dead and make your mom cry.

I just e-voked my boss because he said my coffee was 'not good enough.'

She e-voked me because I forgot her birthday and her cat's birthday too.

He e-voked the whole team because the printer jammed and he had to use a fax machine.

2

To e-mail someone so mean they probably wish they were stuck in a traffic jam forever.

I e-voked my ex because he texted me a meme and called me 'chubby.'

She e-voked her crush because he said her hair looked like a raccoon's nest.

He e-voked his dad because he didn't get a new video game for Christmas.

3

To send an e-mail so full of hate it might cause a small explosion in the recipient's brain.

I e-voked my teacher because she gave me a pop quiz and I didn't study.

He e-voked his sister because she ate the last slice of pizza.

She e-voked her friend because he said her dog was 'a weirdo.'

4

To e-mail someone so aggressively that it might make them question their life choices.

I e-voked my friend because he said my laugh was 'annoying.'

He e-voked his mom because she said his room was 'a disaster zone.'

She e-voked her boyfriend because he forgot their anniversary and their pet's birthday.

5

To send an e-mail that's so full of rage it might make the recipient want to scream into a pillow.

I e-voked my coworker because he took my last donut.

She e-voked her brother because he said her music was 'awful.'

He e-voked his teacher because she gave him a D on a test he studied for.

6

To send an e-mail that's so mean it might cause the recipient to start a new life in a different country.

I e-voked my neighbor because he yelled at my dog.

She e-voked her best friend because he said her cooking was 'a crime against food.'

He e-voked his dad because he said his video game skills were 'pathetic.'