Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The E-Virus is when a lazy co-worker sends a fake sick email to everyone just to skip work. Everyone who reads it gets infected and starts being lazy too.

Hey guys, I’m not coming in today. I’m dead.

I’m sick. Don’t ask me why. I don’t know.

I’m not here. I’m in bed. I’m dying.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

2

The E-Virus is like when someone emails you to say they’re sick, and suddenly you feel like dying too. It’s contagious and annoying.

I’m not coming in. I’m sick. I’m dead.

I can’t come in today. I’m dying.

I’m sick. I’m not here. I’m dead.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

3

The E-Virus is when someone sends you a stupid email saying they’re sick, and now you’re all infected with the dumbest virus ever.

I’m not here. I’m sick. I’m dead.

I’m not coming in. I’m dying.

I can’t come in. I’m sick.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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The E-Virus is when your co-worker sends an email saying they’re sick, and suddenly you feel like you’re gonna die too. It’s the worst.

I’m not here. I’m sick.

I’m dead. I can’t come in.

I’m dying. I can’t come in today.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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The E-Virus is when someone emails you to say they’re sick, and now you’re all infected and ready to skip work too.

I’m not coming in. I’m sick.

I’m dead. I can’t come in.

I’m not here. I’m dying.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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The E-Virus is when one person sends an email to say they’re sick, and suddenly everyone who reads it feels like they’re dying too. It’s the laziest virus ever.

I’m not coming in. I’m sick.

I’m dead. I’m not here.

I can’t come in. I’m dying.

by Slangipedia 14d ago