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The creepy, confused, or totally messed-up feeling you get when someone replies to your electronic message in a way that makes you question their sanity.

'Hey, wanna hang out?' 'Sure. At 3 AM? With my ex? Sure.'

'I sent a funny meme. They replied with a 500-word essay about why pineapple belongs on pizza.'

'I asked if they wanted snacks. They replied with a single word: 'No.' Then 10 minutes later: 'Yes.' Then 10 minutes after that: 'What?'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When someone answers your electronic message like they're trying to solve a mystery, but it's just you and your phone.

'You said you were hungry. Now you're asking if I'm a robot.'

'I sent a 'good morning' and got a full grocery list back.'

'I texted 'lol' and got a 20-minute lecture on why laughing is a waste of time.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The weird, angry, or totally bizarre feeling you get when someone answers your electronic message in the worst possible way.

'I asked if they wanted to go to the movies. They said, 'Only if you pay for the snacks and I get the last seat.''

'I sent a 'hi' and got a 300-character rant about their ex.'

'I asked how they were. They said, 'Fine. Except for the fact that you're alive.''

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The strange, confusing, or totally ridiculous feeling you get when someone answers your electronic message in a way that makes you wonder if they're high.

'I asked if they wanted to hang out. They said, 'Only if you bring a sandwich and I bring a book about sandwiches.''

'I sent a 'hey' and got a full poem back.'

'I texted 'what's up?' and they replied with a 20-question survey.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The strange, annoying, or totally messed-up feeling you get when someone answers your electronic message in a way that makes you want to throw your phone out the window.

'I sent a 'lol' and got a full breakdown of my life choices.'

'I asked if they wanted to go to the park. They said, 'Only if you bring a tent and I bring a sleeping bag.''

'I texted 'hi' and got a 100-word essay on why I'm the worst person ever.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago