e-Venturist

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A person or group who shoves marketing, learning, and business into a computer and hopes it doesn’t crash or make you cry.

I tried to be an e-Venturist, now my screen is screaming at me.

This e-Venturist thinks learning is just watching cat videos.

My boss said I’m an e-Venturist. I said, 'I’m not, I’m just tired.'

Somebody who tries to do business, learn stuff, and sell junk all at once while yelling at the internet.

I’m an e-Venturist. I sell shoes, learn math, and yell at my router.

This e-Venturist tried to market a sandwich and failed.

My e-Venturist life is just a DM and a headache.

A person who puts marketing, learning, and business in a computer and hopes it doesn’t explode or make them swear.

My e-Venturist life started with a broken keyboard and a lot of swearing.

I’m an e-Venturist. I learned algebra and sold socks. I’m proud.

This e-Venturist tried to do everything and now they’re a mess.

A group or person who mixes business, learning, and marketing in a computer, like it’s a giant, cursed spreadsheet.

This e-Venturist is just a cursed spreadsheet and a coffee.

I’m an e-Venturist. I sold stuff, learned things, and cursed my computer.

My e-Venturist life is just a spreadsheet and a lot of stress.

Someone or something that tries to do marketing, business, and learning all at once, like it’s a very angry to-do list.

This e-Venturist is just a very angry to-do list.

I’m an e-Venturist. I have a to-do list and a very angry computer.

My e-Venturist life is just me yelling at my to-do list.