e-turn

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An e-turn is when you're stuck in the snow and you yank the emergency brake like it's your last hope so you can spin your car around without ever touching reverse.
I tried to do an e-turn and my car just screamed at me.
My dad did an e-turn and the car nearly kissed the sky.
I did an e-turn and my dog looked at me like I was crazy.
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An e-turn is when you're too lazy to shift gears and you just yank the emergency brake and hope your car spins around like it's on a skateboard.
I did an e-turn and my car made a noise like it was dying.
My mom did an e-turn and the car went sideways like it was dancing.
I did an e-turn and my neighbor asked if my car was having a meltdown.
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An e-turn is when you're stuck in the snow and you're too angry to reverse so you pull the emergency brake and spin your car like it's your enemy.
I did an e-turn and my car looked like it was about to cry.
My friend did an e-turn and the car did a little shuffle.
I did an e-turn and my car made a noise like it was tired.
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