e-ttention

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Looking at someone's texts, emails, social media, and other online stuff like a crazy person. Especially when your hot friend or lover is either smothering you with love or ignoring you like you're not worth the breath.

'I checked your Instagram 12 times today and you still didn't reply to my DMs. I'm dying.'

'He texts me once a month and expects me to cry about it. What a waste of a good lover.'

'I checked his Facebook 7 times in one hour. I'm not obsessed, I'm just mildly unhinged.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A type of attention given to someone through electronic stuff like messages, social media, or online games. It's like being noticed, but through a screen and a bunch of notifications.

'I got 20 notifications from him in one hour. He's either bored or loves me to death.'

'She likes me, but she only messages me through Discord. That’s a weird way to flirt.'

'I checked his Steam profile 10 times and he still hasn't responded. I'm not giving up.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A girl, usually a total dork, who can't stop looking for attention online. She's like a notification junkie.

'She posts a selfie every 10 minutes just to get likes. It's sad.'

'She DMs me at 2 a. m. with random messages. I don't even know what she's trying to say.'

'She joined 10 groups just to be noticed. I feel bad for her.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Lynx is a lonely woman who needs a guy to talk to. She draws a big cock and balls on her head to get a guy's attention. She's basically an e-ttention whore.

'I drew a cock and balls on my head and he still didn't look at me. What's wrong with him?'

'He just stared at me like I was a weirdo. I drew a cock and balls on my forehead for him.'

'I had to draw a cock and balls on my head three times before he noticed me. That guy is blind.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Lynx is sad and needs attention. She draws a cock and balls on her head. But no one is impressed. She’s just a sad person with a weird hobby.

'I drew a cock and balls on my head, and he still said, 'What?' I'm not even mad.'

'She drew a cock and balls on her face and I still didn’t like her. That’s harsh.'

'I had to draw a cock and balls on my head three times before someone said, 'Okay, that’s enough.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago