e-tree

Every time you text, email, or tweet instead of just calling someone, you kill a virtual tree called an e-tree. It’s like the forest of communication is getting burned down by your lazy ass.

An e-tree dies every time you use some dumb emoji or one-letter joke instead of actually talking. It’s like the tree is screaming, ‘Why can’t you just say what you mean?’

You’re killing e-trees like they’re going out of style. Just because you can send a message in a second doesn’t mean you should. People are dying of boredom because of you.

Every time you use a text instead of just picking up the phone, you’re murdering an e-tree. It’s like you’re doing the world a favor by being a total mess.

An e-tree is a tree that dies every time you send a message that sounds like it came from a robot. You’re not being cool, you’re being a total dweeb.

You kill an e-tree every time you say ‘lol’ instead of just laughing or ‘brb’ instead of telling someone you’ll be right back. You’re being a total idiot.