e-trail

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Instead of scribbling on paper like cavemen, people now type nonsense into emails and leave a digital mess behind.

My boss sent me a 10-page email about why the coffee machine was broken.

I got 27 replies from my mom about my dog’s bad hair day.

My teacher emailed me a whole essay on why I failed math because I didn’t do my homework.

People don’t use paper no more. They just type their thoughts and send them to people who don’t want to hear them.

My dad sent me a 500-word message about why I should have chosen his favorite pizza for lunch.

My friend emailed me a list of 20 reasons why I should stop talking in class.

My crush texted me a whole paragraph about why I was annoying.

Back in the day, people wrote stuff down. Now they just spam emails and make everyone’s life a nightmare.

My grandma emailed me a 3-page letter about her cat’s bad day.

My teacher emailed me a message about why I was late to class 12 times.

My mom sent me an email that was longer than my college application.