E-Townians

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The humans who live in E-Town, but they act like they’re above everyone else.

'E-Townians think they’re the best, but they’re just loud and ugly.'

'My cousin is an E-Townian and thinks he invented pizza.'

'E-Townians are the reason the town smells like old socks and regret.'

People from E-Town who talk too much and never shut up.

'Every E-Townian is like a broken radio, just blabbering nonstop.'

'I was stuck behind an E-Townian in traffic and heard three stories about their dog.'

'My teacher is an E-Townian and spent the whole class talking about her cat.'

The people of E-Town who think they're the center of the universe and act like everyone else is stupid.

'E-Townians think they're the only ones who matter.'

'My neighbor is an E-Townian and told me he’s richer than the president.'

'E-Townians are the reason the town has a ‘weird’ reputation.'

The humans who live in E-Town and don’t know how to be quiet or cool.

'E-Townians are like a group of monkeys at a party.'

'My friend’s mom is an E-Townian and she yells at the TV like it owes her money.'

'E-Townians are the reason the town has a ‘noisy’ reputation.'

People from E-Town who think they're the best and everyone else is just a side dish.

'E-Townians think they're the main course, not the side dish.'

'My brother is an E-Townian and said he's better than the moon.'

'E-Townians are the reason the town is so full of itself.'