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A band that's okay, but only if you ignore the stupid rapping and pretend the metal part is real. It's like eating a burger with ketchup and calling it gourmet.
I listened to their new album once, then I threw up.
Their metal part is good, but the rest of it is like a broken kazoo.
I would rather be tortured than listen to their rap part again.
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The loud, stupid cousins of metal who think they're cool because they wear denim and yell at the sky.
They showed up to the concert and started a mosh pit in the middle of the parking lot.
I saw one of them try to beat a drum with a chicken leg.
They think they're rock stars, but they're just loud and confused.
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When you act like a brain-dead monkey swinging from a tree, thinking you're tough, while you're actually just mad because someone told you you're a f***ing idiot.
He did a headbang so hard, he knocked out his neighbor.
She screamed at a cat like it was her worst enemy.
He tried to eat a whole pizza and called it 'punishment for the weak.'
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